All they want today is skin and bony, wasted girls,
sunbed brown all over; not us pale and plump and tasty girls.
Body-hairless as a baby rabbit, anorexy girls,
bleached and botoxed, siliconed and think they're sexy girls;
greedy, hard as nails, but needy glacial girls;
hard-core DVD and cum-shot facial girls;
lipo-sucked and nipped and tucked and cut up plastic girls.
Nothing down for home-cooked steak and kidney pie gymnastic girls.
I didn't need to spin round poles, nor sit on some fat git;
I had pubic hair, suspenders and tassels on my nips.
OK, there was the whistling: get on with it and show your tits,
the goose-bumps-and-grinding boredom, and the pay was shit.
But I was in the saddle, had them champing at the bit,
could up the stakes and raise the dead with the shimmy of a hip.